tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post5761827028752510202..comments2024-03-17T00:57:53.827-07:00Comments on My Crazy Life: Out of the Mouths of MomsBardouble29http://www.blogger.com/profile/02792662853238196699noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-16750685499363768482007-05-21T10:05:00.000-07:002007-05-21T10:05:00.000-07:00ROTFLMAO!Too funny!Reminds me of when my mom told ...ROTFLMAO!<BR/>Too funny!<BR/>Reminds me of when my mom told me that she 'just wanted me to settle down & be happy' Then she went on to say that it would be OK if I even settled down with another woman, as long as I was happy. LOL. I always kept my 'personal' relationships personal & didn't share dating with her, so bless her heart, she thought..well, I guess she thought desperate times call for desperate measures!LOL.<BR/><BR/>On another note, my own mother is constantly itting me up on the child-thing. I just can't go there with her. if she only knew, there'd be 10,000 more questions & comments from her on it, so I just pull the 'Mkay Momma, love you' bit.skinnylittleblondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04948889861251533317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-24643368442345531352007-05-17T15:27:00.000-07:002007-05-17T15:27:00.000-07:00I'll take one for the team =)I'll take one for the team =)Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08522068241494464075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-46746432450745958722007-05-17T09:16:00.000-07:002007-05-17T09:16:00.000-07:00Whaaaaaaa! sob. STOMP, STOMP, STOMP.Me left a funn...Whaaaaaaa! sob. STOMP, STOMP, STOMP.<BR/>Me left a funny comment earlier, but it ain't here!?!<BR/><BR/>Me be in a somewhat similar situation except me mom and in-laws don't tell me to go out and find a man.<BR/><BR/>Me be thinking that when things get too annoying me ought to print up a copy of me avatar and ask em iffin they really want a kid that looks like this.Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-79511711901451469352007-05-17T07:47:00.000-07:002007-05-17T07:47:00.000-07:00Just wanted to let you know I answered your meme q...Just wanted to let you know I answered your meme questions so go take a lookdawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10741158153974994260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-61596121773159439812007-05-17T06:58:00.000-07:002007-05-17T06:58:00.000-07:00Please, it puts fhoto of Madeleine in your Bloggue...Please, it puts fhoto of Madeleine in your Bloggue <BR/><BR/>Missing Madeleine!<BR/>Madeleine, MeCann was abduted from Praia da Luz, Portugal on 03/03/07.<BR/><BR/>If you have any information, please contact Crimestoppers on <BR/>0800 555 111<BR/><BR/>Please Helpdavid santoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08976825493652779441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-64935888204447567882007-05-17T04:28:00.000-07:002007-05-17T04:28:00.000-07:00My son said if I ask him one more time, he will bu...My son said if I ask him one more time, he will buy me another dog.<BR/>I'm only pulling his leg, I'm to young to be a grandmother,LOLQueeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246279000726252262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-11400016268839283672007-05-17T00:11:00.000-07:002007-05-17T00:11:00.000-07:00hello:) mothers love kids. since you are already a...hello:)<BR/> mothers love kids. since you are already a grown up person, they will have to look substitutes--which are grandchildren! :)<BR/><BR/>the maternal instinct stays forever in a mother's heart :)Lo Kelweenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08501619469006932240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-79814658686956478632007-05-16T23:36:00.000-07:002007-05-16T23:36:00.000-07:00That's odd. I thought I left a comment here alread...That's odd. I thought I left a comment here already. Guess I meant to and then forgot.<BR/><BR/>Eeeek!! Mothers can be so embarrassing. You poor thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-82635725016391062812007-05-15T15:55:00.000-07:002007-05-15T15:55:00.000-07:00LOL! Really, it's just Mom's way of saying she kno...LOL! Really, it's just Mom's way of saying she knows you might get a boyfriend again , and it's OK, she'll just pretend your trying to have a baby!singletonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03482545214687731218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-74469182624640831752007-05-15T11:47:00.000-07:002007-05-15T11:47:00.000-07:00Just work on the premise that you'll never get it ...Just work on the premise that you'll never get it right, regardless of what you do, and you'll be fine. It's what mums are there for, to show you up, guilt-trip at every opportunity, and frustrate the life out of you.<BR/><BR/>Think I manage to do all three quite effortlessly (she said smugly).Shrink Wrapped Screamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12760625376352251212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-23931209163180079492007-05-15T09:27:00.000-07:002007-05-15T09:27:00.000-07:00Dang, wanna trade moms for a day! I can't even thi...Dang, wanna trade moms for a day! <BR/><BR/>I can't even think of talking about sex with my mom. That would just warp my adulthood!SpongyBoneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12427619398593084574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-4494554910579182882007-05-15T03:56:00.000-07:002007-05-15T03:56:00.000-07:00lol... Look at it this way, you now have Ammunitio...lol... Look at it this way, you now have Ammunition for the next time she does/says something you dont agree with! Any you wrote it down even, so you cant forget! LMAO!!Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06481533361253699464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-42648011103515511702007-05-14T21:00:00.000-07:002007-05-14T21:00:00.000-07:00I don't know whether to laugh or to cry at that. M...I don't know whether to laugh or to cry at that. Maybe I'll do both at the same time. Boo hoo hahahahaha!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02737980462115396236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-72985085053328573452007-05-14T14:38:00.000-07:002007-05-14T14:38:00.000-07:00Maybe you should nip it in the bud and tell her th...Maybe you should nip it in the bud and tell her that you found out you were sterile a few years ago. If you ever do decide to have children it can be a miracle!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-45250574872786356282007-05-14T13:15:00.000-07:002007-05-14T13:15:00.000-07:00Hysterical sso when is the happy event HEE Hee. I ...Hysterical sso when is the happy event HEE Hee. I recieved your e-mail of meme and I will try to get to it tomorrow, Thanksdawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10741158153974994260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-5720744516144630292007-05-14T11:31:00.000-07:002007-05-14T11:31:00.000-07:00As Mom conversations go, that is an odd one. My mo...As Mom conversations go, that is an odd one. My mom just wanted me to marry a rich man, then she just settled for marriage to anything. She didn't understand that I didn't want to get married even though I eventually did.Enemy of the Republichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17342253341470198835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-65868413813251720232007-05-14T11:20:00.000-07:002007-05-14T11:20:00.000-07:00ROFL OMG!!!!! I'm sorry, but that's horridly fun...ROFL OMG!!!!! I'm sorry, but that's horridly funny!!! It is amazing what people will decide is tolerable, in their families, while abhoring the same things in other people's families.<BR/><BR/>My dad, for the last year now, has been commenting every month or so about his desire that my middle sister (the smart one who's 2 years away from her PhD in philosophy) would find a guy and get married and have kids. Completely disregarding the fact that she's THISCLOSE to getting a PhD. The only one in EITHER side of the family to ever get a PhD. And all he can think aobut is how he wants her married & having kids & being a housewife instead of a professor. *rolling eyes*<BR/><BR/>I hope you find a life partner that makes you happy, but because YOU want one (IF you want one) not because that's what your mom wants so that you have grandchildren for her. ;)Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18312698112377656801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-73824235874936322942007-05-14T10:51:00.000-07:002007-05-14T10:51:00.000-07:00hey, you know that Mother Knows best, right? ;) g...hey, you know that Mother Knows best, right? ;) go for it...I hear Brad Pitt is pretty fertile.Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06245554563405436101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-26031312388849413942007-05-14T10:24:00.000-07:002007-05-14T10:24:00.000-07:00Incredible! Shaking my head at that one - LOL. Wel...Incredible! Shaking my head at that one - LOL. Well, good luck...<BR/><BR/>(I mean good luck with your mom, not the other;)Arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528001127103773045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-48224289028252242732007-05-14T10:00:00.000-07:002007-05-14T10:00:00.000-07:00Yikes. I thought the conversations with my parents...Yikes. I thought the conversations with my parents were bad.... Hopefully, you will be able to ignore it???The Lone BeaderĀ®https://www.blogger.com/profile/17670946654211536130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-5373175516206937832007-05-14T07:25:00.000-07:002007-05-14T07:25:00.000-07:00Corky - I bet your mom is thrilled that in a few m...Corky - I bet your mom is thrilled that in a few months she gets to me a g'ma.<BR/><BR/>Just me - Usually I too ignore most of what my mom says...this just took me by surprise.<BR/><BR/>Craig- Now there is an idea!!!<BR/><BR/>Rockdog- parents can sometimes have that way about them...everthing is going along just fine, and then they throw something at you.Bardouble29https://www.blogger.com/profile/02792662853238196699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-90608219441531632542007-05-14T07:08:00.000-07:002007-05-14T07:08:00.000-07:00Every now and then the parents throw that curvebal...Every now and then the parents throw that curveball at ya...I never see it coming until it smacks me right ebtween the eyes.<BR/><BR/>I agree with you, not toooooo awkward of a conversation! LOL!MrRyanOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00607621271037613315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-53642682570622760772007-05-14T05:03:00.000-07:002007-05-14T05:03:00.000-07:00Ask your Mom is "Phone Sex" counts? You could nam...Ask your Mom is "Phone Sex" counts? You could name the baby "Verizon!"<BR/><BR/>Just a thought.Craig Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09411024383213082193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-38329209069232364482007-05-14T03:46:00.000-07:002007-05-14T03:46:00.000-07:00And a belated Mother's Day wish for you...And a belated Mother's Day wish for you...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17564763971316563540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26137134.post-86588821819293146432007-05-14T03:45:00.000-07:002007-05-14T03:45:00.000-07:00My ex is like that, too. My oldest son raised thre...My ex is like that, too. My oldest son raised three kids, who consider him their dad, and my ex has never acknowledged them. <BR/><BR/>My late son has two children that I am denied access to. I can send them gifts, but I send them through my son, who has the address. <BR/><BR/>Mom's definately want grandkids. I finally learned to cope with my mom's potshots at me, I just agreed with everything she said, and ignored everything she said. She would get mad, but I would just agree with her. I guess I had to step back.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17564763971316563540noreply@blogger.com